This reminds me of fantasy gardens in my childhood picture books.
Sunday, May 26, 2013
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Fear and other gifts from friends
No strangers to call out to
No cellphone service
Tuesday, February 5, 2013
Fear and other gifts from friends
In a fit of friendship, a friend sent me an email today. This email cured me of my ban on scary movies. I have not watched a scary movie in 11 years.
What could scare me back to scary things? The answer is trading tje fictional possibilities of death for real ones. The real one being bears, snakes, and falls to a slow death while alone in the wild with no means to get help.
No 911
No strangers to call out to
No cellphone service
Hopefully someone will find the body.
We're going camping (again) and we camp hardcore.
Adrenaline fills my stomache with dread.
Sunday, February 3, 2013
200 Miles
With a martini in my hand, I accepted an indecent proposal to join a fundraising team and complete the 200 mile Ride for Aids. 200!
This felt like a good idea. It felt good until I woke up and started to realize the 200 miles.
Monday, January 14, 2013
Sick Day
Really, I thought it was dry air.
It was "dry air" in my head until
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bought netflixs
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steamed my head like it was broccoli
...and finally felt better.
Sick Day
Friday, January 11, 2013
Dry Air
Thursday, January 10, 2013
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Phones on the El
These loud conversations can be categorized into a few groups:
- Too personal drama loving - Way too personal and way too dramatic for a public discussion. Really, don't break up with a guy while riding in a train full of strangers to work. These conversations usually include cursing and mentioning of body parts or bedroom acts that are best left to the confines of walls. No one really wants to hear about your love life, but say it out loud on a train and we all know.
- The Uber Busy - Wow! Life can get full fast, but condense the thoughts and schedule into a neat format and I'm sure there's a app to share it. These people discuss the minute details of future or past plans with speed and intensity. Calm down, breathe, and think before you speak. It is always a pleasure to be in the company of those so important.
- Statement makers - We are part of your conversation and that's what I had today. The person was discussing race in Chicago while in a full train and we were the captive audience. Blanket statements were stated in a loud tone with eyes looking for anyone to become an active participant. It was more like fishing than anything else.
Thursday, November 1, 2012
The Vet
Charlie went to the vet today for the first time. He was not impressed.
She said I needed to "train" him to eat cat food.
Two questions:
What cat doesn't like canned food?
Who can train a cat?
Peer pressure is one thing, but the cat picked me. I did not pick him. Charlie has the job of training me to behave and accept his love and litterbox cleaning.
Train a cat? I am smarter than to try it.