I biked to work Friday morning and felt nothing but superior the whole way.
Why?
Why not feel superior, I'm biking.
Well, it was a bit more than that. Biking to work means a person exercises while commuting. Exercise for a reason, and that reason being transportation. The commute to work hits the highest note of economic and enviromental efficiency. It even cuts out a need for diets and gas! So when I bike to work, I am one step superior to all other commuters.
I wonder if I ate a rare bug on my way to work...