Potato Greens

Potato greens regularly appear in the diet of Liberia and many other West African countries. They are a staple food to be cooked with palm oil and maybe a white meat and eaten over rice.

Having lived in Liberia for several years, the urge to try cooking them overcame me. It came after a fit of reading about the slow-food movement and wanting to be "intellectually cool" like the people who eat locally and make a living writing about eating locally.

The first step was purchasing the potato greens. The first step was a price inquiry. I like to ask a co-worker about the price of local items and they normally provide not only the fair-market price but also like to explain how to pick the best produce, where to buy it, and the different ways it can be purchased.

Potato greens can be bought on the stem, leaves picked off and washed, and leaves washed and shredded. A slight elevation in price accompanies each addition of labor. Being new to potato greens, I decided the unprocessed option would allow for the best learning and understanding of the potato greens.

I began my adventure by pulling off the leaves and washing them. They were tough and seemed inedible. I would have stopped but I knew they could be edible. With that as a goal, I forged ahead to my goal.

After careful washing, I started to chop up the leaves. This again made me question eating them. Many things on Earth are edible, not all of them I can cook. Certain items, like sushi and creme caramel are better left to the experts. Luckily, I live alone and can only poison myself.

After chopping came the frying. With oil, onions, and garlic, the main ingredients for everything, I stirred and waited. I stirred and waited several hours. An unlucky soul came to visit and thus was forced to try the uncooked leaves. While I did not poison the visitor, they did not ask for more. I stirred and waited again.

Two days later, my chore was done. I ate most of what I cooked. While I do not feel closer to Liberians for my effort, I do feel a bit cooler for trying slow-food.

My food was slow, two days slow, and that made me extra intellectually cool.

Chips on Sushi

This is listed as a club sushi roll. Normally, chips don't fit into the fun category on the dinner table, tasty but not fun. On a sushi roll cut like a sandwich they achieve fun.

Surprising and fun dishes on a table can lighten up a groups mood. The item adds to the table as a safe topic of discussion that invites jokes for everyone to laugh at.

Try to eat a sushi roll the size of a credit card made with rice as the binding agent and nothing but laughs can come.

Tropical Locations

Views like this conjure up thoughts of fruit and fish, drinks with natural sweetness, and finally an icy dessert. The picture calms the mind without a bite. It is a location where the senses fill without a taste taken.

*Note the lack of food in the picture. Fill in with imagination and enjoy.

A Powerful Potato Mash

These mashed potatoes are really a salad served at Royal Hotel in Monrovia, Liberia. While it looks like a ball of fried potato goodness, please note the bed of vegetables that resemble a salad but slightly cooked. This is truly a salad.

Inside the fried goodness, the fork meets potato, feta cheese, and mozzarella melted and sunk to the bottom of the ball. The cooked salad at the bottom has a great dressing and unusually pleasant taste and texture for being cooked. Cooking salad requires skill, how to keep it a salad and not turn into cooked vegetables.

Maybe the best part of the entire dish comes form the presentation. The sophisticated look of the fried goodness with the strips of decorative pure grease excuses the reality of the dish.

Order a potato salad and get a mass of yummy starch and cheese covered in fried wonder.